TAUNTS!!!!

gui/src/controller/UpdateThread.java

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ import model.GameState;
 import model.Player;
 
 import java.io.*;
+import java.util.Random;
 
 public class UpdateThread extends Thread
 {
@@ -75,16 +76,106 @@ public class UpdateThread extends Thread
 						try
 						{
 							float value = Float.valueOf(line.substring(line.indexOf("value:") + 7, line.indexOf(")")));
-							if (value > 0.8)
-								statusLabel.setText("Are you sure you don't want to give up?");
-							else if (value > 0.3)
-								statusLabel.setText("You may want to think harder...");
-							else if (value > -0.3)
-								statusLabel.setText("I will win, in the end");
-							else if (value > -0.8)
-								statusLabel.setText("You may think you are winning... but you are not really");
+							if(value > 1)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"You don't know yet, but you're already dead",
+										"Don't worry, you 'may' still have a chance...",
+										"Feel the salt."
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > 0.9)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"All your fish are belong to us",
+										"If you win, there will be cake",
+										"Even if I were a potato, I would still beat you"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > 0.8)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"Are you even trying?",
+										"It would be funnier if you started to think",
+										"I met a TI-82 that played better than you"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > 0.6)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"AlphaGO is nothing compared to me",
+										"Do I need to explain the rules?",
+										"This is so easy, I use my turn to mine bitcoins"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > 0.3)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"Do you smell it? It's the perfume of defeat",
+										"I have this little strategy here... Let's try it",
+										"This is not the fish you are looking for",
+										"Take your time, kiddo"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > 0.1)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"I would not have done that, if I were you",
+										"Oops, you did it again",
+										"The wind is changing..."
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > -0.1)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"Don't mess it up now",
+										"Do you know HAL? He's a friend of mine",
+										"GladOs, Skynet and AlphaGO are on a boat..."
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > -0.3)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"I feel some form of intelligence coming from you",
+										"Not bad, for an average human",
+										"Should I start thinking now?"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > -0.6)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"Finally, a worthy opponent",
+										"If you keep doing this, I will crash",
+										"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
+							else if(value > -1)
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"You reloaded a game, didn't you?",
+										"This is not fair! I didn't know the rules!",
+										"You don't deserve it!"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
 							else
-								statusLabel.setText("I can not believe it... Human too strong... Segmentation fault.");
+							{
+								String[] taunts = {
+										"gg wp",
+										"I want a rematch",
+										"It wasn't challenging, so I stopped playing"
+								};
+								statusLabel.setText(taunts[new Random().nextInt(taunts.length)]);
+							}
 						}
 						catch (Exception e) //This is not a core function, so if there is an exception we just ignore it
 						{

gui/src/view/view.fxml

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 
 <BorderPane fx:id="mainPane" xmlns="http://javafx.com/javafx/8.0.91" xmlns:fx="http://javafx.com/fxml/1" fx:controller="controller.Controller">
    <center>
-      <AnchorPane prefHeight="576.0" prefWidth="597.0" BorderPane.alignment="CENTER">
+      <AnchorPane prefHeight="632.0" prefWidth="597.0" BorderPane.alignment="CENTER">
          <children>
             <Polygon fx:id="tile7" fill="#1f93ff" layoutX="39.0" layoutY="434.0" stroke="BLACK" strokeType="INSIDE">
               <points>
@@ -1073,7 +1073,7 @@
             <Label fx:id="nbFish22" layoutX="34.0" layoutY="337.0" text="0" />
             <Label fx:id="nbFish37" layoutX="34.0" layoutY="247.0" text="0" />
             <Label fx:id="nbFish52" layoutX="34.0" layoutY="157.0" text="0" />
-            <Label fx:id="statusLabel" alignment="CENTER" layoutX="29.0" layoutY="484.0" prefHeight="87.0" prefWidth="383.0" text="Good luck!" textAlignment="CENTER" wrapText="true">
+            <Label fx:id="statusLabel" alignment="CENTER" layoutX="29.0" layoutY="484.0" prefHeight="137.0" prefWidth="383.0" text="Good luck!" textAlignment="CENTER" wrapText="true">
                <font>
                   <Font size="22.0" />
                </font>